I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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