She's JV to your varsity
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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