I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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