I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
