Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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