please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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