How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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