You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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