shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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