Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
Randomize
