In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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