butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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