I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
