How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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