so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
