guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
