Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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