We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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