And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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