I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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