just come out here and I will go home with you...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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