found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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