You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
