Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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