I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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