I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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