Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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