Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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