Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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