I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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