why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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