Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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