You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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