physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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