You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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