And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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