"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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