When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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