Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
3 2 1 whiskey
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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