How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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