i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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