ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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