So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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