Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Never underestimate the power of titties
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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