You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize
