I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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