Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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