My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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