yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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