he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I miss vodka workout Fridays
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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