Having a random hookup so left but love u
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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