I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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